Herman Cain Job Creator or Creep

"Hey America, you want a job don't you?"

 

Sharon Bialek, made a statement today that Herman Cain inappropriately touched her after she asked him for help looking for a job. After he touched her, Cain said, “You want a job, don’t you?” (according to Bialek). The Cain political campaign released a statement denying this, but this I think is an error on their part. I think Cain can spin this in to a job creation campaign slogan, “Hey America, you want job don’t you?”.

Personally I think he can bounce back from this; however, politically I don’t really think he is a viable candidate in the first place. So he should just enjoy being the black sheep candidate and see how much he can get away with. In addition, I have eaten at that Godfathers Pizza and luckily I lived to tell you that running that ghetto pizza chain isnothing to be proud of.

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