The Boobs of Obama

Michelle Obama is not only a fox of a First Lady, she also has some sensational chesticles. Michelle has created a titty twisting tumult over her campaign to encourage low-income mothers to booby-feed their infants. The First Lady has taken a floppy-funbag fusillade of malice over her position to provide mothers in poverty with free breast pumps. The conservative but curvy Michelle Bachmann stated that this would constitute a nanny state, where big government is forcing mommy’s mammary in their children’s mouths. If that wasn’t bad enough Sarah Palin dropped a disparaging double D sized remark on the First Ladies efforts. The difference is that the First Lady chooses to use her 34 quadrupedal B’s (Barraks-Brown-Bouncy-Buddies) for the forces of good instead of evil. In this day and age most educate and affluent women prefer to nurse their child with their bosoms rather than store bought formula. Mommy’s jug juice has been proven to improve the health and prevent obesity in young children. However, impoverished mothers are forced to return to work  either because they are a single parent or in a dual income family. This means that low income women are in need of pumps to store their mommy milkshakes for use when they are away. Modern udder pumps are not cheap either, most cost over $200. While clearly I  lean heavily on liberal-left chest pillow of this issue and Republicans rack themselves on the right, what I would really advocate is a pragmatic view of this issue. There is not much reason to allow conservative views to cleavage support of the health of children.

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Dick Sharpe

Dick Sharpe is among that rare breed of men who crawled their way out of the gutter and in to the academic and political elite. Despite this accomplishment, Dick retains his sharpe wit and sense of low-brow humor that makes him such a great contributor to Step Aside Show Blog and Podcast. Although Dick is a wicked charmer, whose sexual exploits are still the talk of Yale, Columbia, and a small town in a northern border province of Iraq, he is also a domesticated man living with with two handsome yet annoying sons and his wicked hot but equally annoying wife in Seattle. Dick is an accomplished academic writer, an award-winning poet and a self-proclaimed wordsmith, a battle-tested Combat Officer of the US Army, as well as a world-renowned alcoholic. Working mostly in the public sector, Dick continues to use his unique set of skills to better the life of his fellow compatriots. Mr. Sharpe’s ideological beliefs are a bit at odds within themselves at times he is strong believer in social programs and liberal rights while at the same time a strong believer in neo-liberal economic policies and the power of the free market to shape the political landscape. Put simple Dick Sharpe is the kind of man men wish they could be, and women wish they can be with, but the truth is they can’t because there is only room enough for one Dick Sharpe in the World.