Afghan President Karzai Climbs in His Half-Brother’s Grave

Some say he was heartbroken, others that it was Islamic tradition. I believe that if the bastard is anything like my half brother, he probably owes Karzai money or borrowed his iPod and never returned it. And then every time Karzai asked for it back he was like “What am I supposedĀ  to listen to when I work out?” and Karzai was like “When was the last time your fat dead ass worked out?” to which he replied “I worked out your wife last night.” Finally, Karzai said “Which one? The fat one, she’s all yours.”

But seriously, I am sorry for his loss.

USA Today